Playboy Will Still Have Nude Pictures

Old Playboy
                The Old Playboy

Due to declining revenue Playboy has recently announced they will no longer include pictures of naked women. Instead, they will be replaced with naked antelopes in the hope that hunters will start buying the magazine. The antelopes will be posed provocatively and nothing will be left to the imagination. Full frontal shots including every delicious inch of the rack is promised. And to really excite new subscribers a special holiday issue is planned called Antlers After Dark featuring naked elk, moose and mule deer. If you know of any attractive antelopes or other ungulates that might be interested in posing for Playboy you may contact this website. Please note that upon completion of the modeling shoot the antelopes will be stuffed and mounted and displayed at the Playboy mansion in Los Angeles.

New Playboy
              The New Playboy
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