Big Changes for Dog Show

Westminster Dog
Westminster Dog Show

Animal welfare advocates have long criticized dog shows as only being about looks and beauty and failing to address the issues that are important to the dogs. Well, the Westminster Dog Show has been listening and agreed to let the dogs run the show this year. The usual prancing around the ring and being groped by strange judges will be replaced with dog friendly contests such as:

  1.   Pursuit Contest:  The contestants will chase down a bicycle rider by grabbing the rider’s leg as the rider pedals furiously in an effort to escape. First dog to make the rider crash wins. Extra points awarded if the rider breaks a bone.
  2.   Barking Contest:  The contestants will gather outside a house at 2:00 in the morning and commence barking. The first dog to make the occupants run outside with a gun wins.
  3.   Peeing Contest:  The first dog to kill all the plants in a flower bed wins. Extra points for killing exotic and expensive plants.
  4.   Pooping Contest:  The contestants will poop where they think humans will walk. First dog to have it’s poop stepped in wins. Extra points if the human starts cursing.
  5.   Obedience Contest:  Contestants will pretend to be trained so that their human handlers take them for a walk in the woods off leash. Once in the woods the contestants will chase the first animal they see ignoring the pleas of their handlers. Extra points for chasing endangered species.

PETA has given this new format it’s highest rating although Westminster is concerned about losing sponsors.

Dog Chasing Bike
New Dog Show Format

 

 

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