Trump Selling Naming Rights to White House

Hooters
The new Secret Service under President Trump

Donald Trump, the Republican nominee, has indicated that, if elected President, he plans to sell naming rights to the White House in order to generate additional revenue for the government. He is currently in negotiations with Hooters and if the deal is approved by Congress the White House will be renamed the Hooter House and secret service personnel will have a new uniform of short shorts with form fitting tops. State diners will consist of all you can eat buffalo wings with a side of fried onion rings and a tarter sauce dip.

wings
State Diner Menu – Wings & Rings

 

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